*UCKER CARLSON/ GLENN BECK/
ALEX JONES.
Enough said about something that,
Millions believe everything they say
even after someone like Beck admits
to being an “off the wall rodeo clown."
AJ got sued by Sandy Hook parents for
saying the Sandy Hook massacre was faked by
“crisis actors” so the “deep state” could
find a reason to ban AR-15’s and *freedumb.*
Stupider the better. Repeat until familiar.
Before *ucker Carlson, there was Bill O’Reilly
with big ratings. Before him it was Glenn
Beck as the Fox “News” highest rated host.
Beck became a Mormon convert.
His old sponsor, Goldline sold gold bars
and gold coins aka Mormon “dream mines.”
A tradition going back to Mormon founder
and “sharpster” Joseph Smith.
Years ago after yelling “stop the hate”
on air Beck would immediately launch
another hypnotizing con-vincing con-artist
diatribe designed to get militia trigger
fingers twitching, engaged and enraged.
By calling Obama a “radical socialist” or
breaking out in crocodile tears, crying
for the state of his country under "tyrant" Obama.
The late Steve Jobs, took all Apple
advertising off Fox "News" after hearing
Beck seriously call President Obama a
racist against all “whiteness and Christianity.”
Beck was years ahead of the J6 Republican
Opus Dei Q “chosen few” of 2024.
Selling gold is also an excellent
way to launder money. Goldline
was investigated and forced to
"refund" (not fined of course)
millions of dollars to its customers.
For guys like Beck this was Big Gov
annoying cost of doing business.
Years before Trump, Beck at one point
had a spray-can painted yellow gold coin/ halo
on top of his old grey crewcut. Because of his
clean living Mormon Later Day Sainthood, this
comical sprayed on halo/ gold coin was supposed
to be a living advert for his “truth,” his “process,”
his grift, his religion and his old sponsor, Goldline.
The only one who had the nerve to call Beck out
was his guest on one show, Anderson Cooper.
This was after Beck asked Cooper how much he
made at CNN. Cooper pointed at Beck’s head
and said, “what’s that?”
DJT in campaign commode:
Spray tanning his face clementine orange.
Hair and eyebrows golden-boy Aryan
strawberry blonde to cover the pale sleepless
Adderall look. Hanging out with pro-athletes
has its advantages when it comes to cycling
on and off enhancement drugs.
Glenn Beck is rich, lived or is living in Texas
and made his Alamo last stand against the
invading “Obama Jade Helm hordes” at the
gates of freedom. If not Glenn Beck, who?
Who among us would stand with him?
Not me. Beck was nowhere to be seen
in DC on Jan. 6, 2021. He has that much
going for him.
*ucker Carlson’s son was in DC on J6
doing first hand reporting to dad. Hopefully
also saying too much ‘in the “excitement”
and rioting mass psychosis of the moment.
Beck, after decades on radio and TV and
having had all real and imagined ailments
suffered publicly, just turned 60 something.
Alex Jones has been around forever.
He’s only 50++ having made it this far
because of his born again Christianity
and advertised vitamins. ‘Hay’ll, Nano Silver
with Ivermectin casts out them thare viral brain
variant varmints and demons. And invites all
kinds of memetic viruses to replace them.
You can take the conman out of Texas,
but you can't take the con out of the man.
Both *vcker, Beck and Jones are likely
on the sanity spectrum with differing
backgrounds, Zyn, meth stims and hair dye.
Manufacturing doubt about everything
including reality itself. When convenient
and necessary and even when it isn’t.
Enough said about something that,
like Seinfeld, really is about nothing.
